roommates

I have a horrible roommate, Jenn, and I hate her.

here are some things she does:

-calls her boyfriend 'puppy

-calls her boyfriend 'babe'

-talks to her boyfriend on videochat

-talks breathily to her boyfriend on vidchat

-eats hotdogs and eggs in our room (bird me please)

-is chubby

-is not a hipster asian like i'd hoped

-doesn't smell nice